Your name is EMMA, and you just really like tea, the TARDIS, John Egbert, exclamation points and unnecessarily brightly coloured things.

this-is-chris-colfers-world:

hey-bad-batter-hey:

imjustkt:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.

"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3  hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY

Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t

rikin8r:

drevacore:

So I slowed down Noot Noot to 35 seconds..

jesus

(Source: morrinth)

paperpie:

“I’ll follow you into the dark”

paperpie:

“I’ll follow you into the dark”

sakuraoogami:

zephyroo:

huh wha

this is the most accurate fanart portrayal of their relationship ive ever seen

sakuraoogami:

zephyroo:

huh wha

this is the most accurate fanart portrayal of their relationship ive ever seen

qeti:


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

qeti:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

officialbrostrider:

imagine bro, dave, and john going to dennys at 2am

snarky-knight:

ausypyrope:

baconstuck:

maddayssexayman:

dennys:

Bunk beds are so fun that we decided to make bunk booths. Just don’t spill anything.

Idk how I feel about having bitches dirty ass shoes dangle over me when I’m trying to eat

Does your waitress have a jet pack or hover shoes? If so, count me in.

What if someones shoe fell off into my food?

snarky-knight:

ausypyrope:

baconstuck:

maddayssexayman:

dennys:

Bunk beds are so fun that we decided to make bunk booths. Just don’t spill anything.

Idk how I feel about having bitches dirty ass shoes dangle over me when I’m trying to eat

Does your waitress have a jet pack or hover shoes? If so, count me in.

What if someones shoe fell off into my food?

ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.
That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.
The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.

That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.

The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

(Source: goliosi)

Pompeii - Cinematic Version

(Source: lokilaufeysxn)

heartofthetardis11:

…and believe me i am still alive

i’m doing science and i’m still alive

i feel fantastic and i’m still alive

while you’re dying i’ll be still alive

and when you’re dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive.

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

image

thelimeblood:

I knew the kids at my school went a little over the top to ask people out to prom, but i think Ahmad beat everyone else, 1,000%

liamdryden:

blancchap:

What the hell is this Nintendo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS oh my god

watch the whole thing. THE WHOLE THING.