3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

Do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

awkwaben:

Holy shit John stop being so gorgeous.

potentialforart:

dytabytes:

teal-deer:

lenoiretvert:

A lesson in Canada’s bilinguality.
Bilinguisme au Canada: une leçon.

OKAY CHATISFACTION AND FROMIDABLE REMAIN REALLY FUCKING GOOD PUNS

Look: we are really fucking good at puns, okay?

So good soooo god wow.

awkwaben:

Holy shit John stop being so gorgeous.

officialdaddyegbert:

There are so many comments on this saying how it would fit better if it was Dirk and Jake and those people are all unobjectively WRONG.

burning-dm:

Thomas Sanders

heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell

mintywolf:

There are about a billion arrangements of “Bad Apple!!” but this one, performed with traditional Japanese instruments, is one of the best and most unique that I’ve seen. 

It’s the complete opposite of the bouncy techno remixes (which, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy) that make up a lot of Touhou Project fan music, and actually feels a lot truer to the nature of Gensokyo.

keikie-dont-touch-me:

nepetaquest:

so i started playing DMMD

This is never not funny

zephsomething:

zephsphotothings:

We are super serious cosplayers 

Gods do you guys remember this panel (thisisstupid2k13)

pirouetteoffthehandle:

There’s only a million of these out there, but none that I have found were consolidated into one post, were too vague, were overly complex, etc., etc., etc. I’ve made my own post of colors of import.

I’ve probably missed stuff. Send me an ask if I have, or if something is horribly wrong. I want this to be as accurate and updated as possible. Hopefully someone finds this helpful. ^^

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry